Lauren Roth, Author at 405 Magazine

Descended Far From Royalty

Despite royal aspirations, discovering that you’re apparently a descendant of Charlemagne may come with some disappointments.

A burning desire to remove moles with a mail-order beauty aid turns into a tale of scorching skin.

Getting married is easy; practicing patience in line at the Social Security office is a humorous chore.

One writer’s humorous open letter in reply to the people you meet in your spam folder.